One plus one

“Do not listen too much to what your government says. One plus one is two! We all know this. It’s a universal fact, that one plus one is two. But if your government comes out and tells you one plus one is four, does that make it right? Well the government told us it’s four, so it must be four, no! it doesn’t deviate from the fact one plus one is two, these guys are out lying to us!”

Good story. Nice and short.